mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

by Joe Mantis February 25, 2008

jawaky ass punch

a random punch to the ass of an unsuspecting victim

Punch yer buddy in the ass real hard when he aint lookin whammo...a jawaky ass punch

by Shawn Beeler February 16, 2007

Ass Gut Punch

To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.

Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.

by oz man cometh November 5, 2010

punch ass

after the use of the term kick ass died out, this really hott chick who will remain nameless invented this SICK word, even though it is slightly harder to punch someones ass than kick it.

Dude1:OMGZORS DUDE SHIT!!!111one I WON THE FUCKIN LOTTO
Dude2:HOLY FUCKTARD THATS FUCKING PUNCH ASS!!!!!1shift+one

by Vinny D. August 16, 2004

ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016