This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.
by Asshole Bullshit August 14, 2004
by gerLD and herry :> June 02, 2021
Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
by The_Nigga_JB June 08, 2012
" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "
by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014
When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".
Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.
by Rigor_Mortis June 01, 2017
A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
Example for def. A-
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
by resisdisciple May 10, 2006
Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.
Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!
by Prince Achmed December 05, 2020