Having no intimate feelings for others, especially those one has sexual relations with. Many would describe being aplatonic as stupid and often cruel. Aplatonic people typically lack a common moral compass and truly believe it to be a sexual orientation. Anyone they have sex with is purely for their own personal pleasure.
SCENARIO 1
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."
SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."
SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."
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I’m aplatonic. You can give me all of the benefits of friendship and I don’t have to give you anything in return. So valid and queer!
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People who may want the benefits of friendship but don’t want to make the return efforts of being a friend. They also don’t care about any friends they may somehow have. For some reason they want to believe this is a valid LGBTQ identity.
I’m a shitty friend that doesn’t care about others; please give me an aplatonic pride flag. Being aplatonic is just like really being LGBTQ, tee hee!
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~ a double negative meaning more sexual or more romantic than people would necessarily realise if the word weren't used.
~ a double negative meaning more sexual or more romantic than people would necessarily realise if the word weren't used.
Content warning for sexual harrassment You can say until the cows come home that you aren't coming onto me, but you've already said and done multiple aplatonic things, so you needed to back off a long time ago.
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