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aplatonic

Having no intimate feelings for others, especially those one has sexual relations with. Many would describe being aplatonic as stupid and often cruel. Aplatonic people typically lack a common moral compass and truly believe it to be a sexual orientation. Anyone they have sex with is purely for their own personal pleasure.
SCENARIO 1
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."

SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."
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Aplatonic

Someone who isn’t capable of reciprocating care for others and trying to hide their personality deficiencies behind an LGBTQ identity.
I’m aplatonic. You can give me all of the benefits of friendship and I don’t have to give you anything in return. So valid and queer!
by HahaGateGoSlam June 2, 2023
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Aplatonic

People who may want the benefits of friendship but don’t want to make the return efforts of being a friend. They also don’t care about any friends they may somehow have. For some reason they want to believe this is a valid LGBTQ identity.
I’m a shitty friend that doesn’t care about others; please give me an aplatonic pride flag. Being aplatonic is just like really being LGBTQ, tee hee!
by HahaGateGoSlam March 11, 2023
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Aplatonic

Someone who finds no interest in making platonic relationships
sorry, I don't want friends, I'm aplatonic
by Qal December 17, 2022
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Aplatonic

Anon × platonicfree of sexuality and relational romanticness

~ a double negative meaning more sexual or more romantic than people would necessarily realise if the word weren't used.
Content warning for sexual harrassment You can say until the cows come home that you aren't coming onto me, but you've already said and done multiple aplatonic things, so you needed to back off a long time ago.
by ~ _ ~ September 14, 2020
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aspatria

A dirty town where the bus stops get smashed in every week. Has the best pizzeria in the county tho Sam’s
“Yo you live in Aspatria? Scumbag
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ASSPLATTERAL

WHEN YOU PULL OUT OF A WOMANS ASS TO FAST AND SHIT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE
MARK PULLED OUT OF TAMMY IN A HURRY AND EVEN THE DOG GOT HIT WITH ASSPLATTERAL DAMAGE
by KOBAIN420 April 19, 2022
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