A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.
"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."
by special kay; April 26, 2009
a small town in Westchester County, NY renowned for producing per-capita, the largest number of geniuses in the world. (969)
Scientists at CERN, Switzerland are currently building a very large experiment to test the theory that Armonk is actually a pocket-universe of special, extra-dimensional physical laws which explain the 'super-normal' level of mental capacity, good looks and 'joie de' vie' that exists among the population of this extraordinarily beautiful place.
Scientists at CERN, Switzerland are currently building a very large experiment to test the theory that Armonk is actually a pocket-universe of special, extra-dimensional physical laws which explain the 'super-normal' level of mental capacity, good looks and 'joie de' vie' that exists among the population of this extraordinarily beautiful place.
My calculations tell me that Armonk can officially be regarded as 'out-of-this-world'! BTW all the babes have rockin' asses and the dudes are pure muscle.
by RomeoBee September 03, 2016
Kids who live in Armonk where 99.9% of the people are fucking rich. 99.9% of the people are spoiled. The kids are overly obsessed with getting straight A+s and if they get an A they become depressed. People care a lot about looks. They spend money on Gucci, Channel, and the list goes on. If you don’t have any of these items you are said to be poor. Parties are very interesting. They are all hook up parties. However that .1% of people are not spoiled. AND some kids are stupid but that’s fine bc they’re rich so they’ll pay their way into a ivy legue school.
i hate these Armonk kids.
by iwanttobefamous June 18, 2019