April 7

April 7th is fuck if ur horny day. The day where u grab ur partner and hop in their Jeep Liberty to have sex.

Ay it’s April 7th squirtle!!

by Arbysmeats April 07, 2021

April 7

The day when de biggest bitch is born and the best person in the world.

Yo I'm born on the April 7 and im a bitch but cute tho

by Hannah220034 October 28, 2019

April 7

Offical crackhead day! The one day of the month when total idiots and retards are born. But don’t let that shit fool you! Today is the day you show some love for your local crack heads! Do something stupid with one of these people to show your love! They are great friends, amazing retards and the best of walking crack. I guess you can call them hosers!

“Hey bro did you remember? It’s offical crackhead day! You know what that means! bUTT BUMP!!”
April 7 day of retards

by DantheTrueMan October 18, 2019

April 7

The day were a funny, awkward , rich kid was born. If you were born in this day you have lots of friends!

Hey did you hear that kid was born in April 7?
Other person: yea I can tell because he is rich!

by Drama king November 17, 2019

April 7

National lick, finger and fuck your gf day.

Hey babe it's April 7.

by Swarchi April 06, 2022

April 7

National Lauren has to show you her titties day.

Person 1: “Aye Lauren it’s April 7th!”
Lauren: Fine...

by Travis Skott April 07, 2021

April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 02, 2020