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Apploptosis

Apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iPhones, after they reach a certain age, that Apple programs into them).

Etymology:

Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.

Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
Dang! This iPhone sucks, now ! It must have reached Apploptosis. guess I have to buy a new one.
by Little Newfie Feller June 2, 2018
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appnosis

The trance-like state of mindless scrolling in which a person unconsciously switches between multiple apps (e.g., TikTok, X, Instagram) without any clear memory of doing so. Characterized by autopilot behavior, lost time, and sudden awareness of being deep in another feed.
I got sent into appnosis while scrolling TikTok, now I'm randomly on Reels.
by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025
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Panagiota Apostolis

Paige Apostolis' Greek name.
You must be Panagiota Apostolis because you're Greek.
by Fatoosie June 2, 2023
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