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1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!
2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia
3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia
3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes
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