Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.
by Coeus_Press July 6, 2016

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"
"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
by BigHam October 29, 2004

by qwertybn February 1, 2017

by phillip mcguigan September 26, 2006

by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018

by Angery~Kirby August 30, 2019

damnnn did you see penny earlier?? she looked like she wanted to scratch the shit out of me dawg, she was angery.
by rrrooobbbyyynnnn January 6, 2021
