amtrak

The united states passenger railroad in 47 out of 50 states.

Provides long and short distance travel for passengers.

I am going on Amtraks Coast Starlight next month.

by Anton February 19, 2005

Amtrak

A low security transportation meathod in the United States which neglects serving several states.(Yes they pretend that Alaska, Haiwii, South Dakota and Wyoming do no exist). Amtrak opperated trains ranging in age about fourty years. This system is a bit slow for trains but extremly pleasn't to travel upon.

I took Amtrak from LA to New York, it only took six months (of course it was a month late, it is Amtrak).
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Amtrak is the sex. We had a blast going to a two states over.

by Godly One July 23, 2005

Amtrak

Late

Amtrak train 141 is currently operating approx. 25min late due to holding at New Haven (NHV) for connecting inbound customers.

by MBTA1013 March 25, 2021

Amtrak

Basketball: A traveling violation

Travel: The government-owned corporation that operates the Acela from Boston to DC.

Basketball: The ballhandler raised his pivot foot, and put it back down without passing or shooting - the ref has to call Amtrak on that!

Travel: He's taking the Amtrak Acela Express from New Haven to Penn Station instead of Metro-North to save time.

by CP12 April 22, 2006

Amtrak

a complete failure that makes British Rail look serviceable

another late Amtrak train

by Bootymcassface September 4, 2018

Amtrak'd

Being refused boarding onto an Amtrak train by an Amtrak Policeman (Glorified Security Guard) who only became an Amtrak cop because he lacked the balls to be a real cop and confront real criminals and who just barely missed the cut at the very highly selective Greensboro Shopping Center Security Force because he had no previous training driving a golf cart with a yellow light on top. And that refusal is because Amtrak scheduled a 4 am departure time so you decided to take a nap in your car while you await the arrival of your train. Upon finding you napping on Amtrak property in your own vehicle, the Amtrak Policeman uses his superior detective skills to asses the situation, and after realizing the threat of the sleeping passenger in front of him takes no chances and calls the REAL police, who promptly show up to takeover the highly dangerous situation. The delay causes you to miss your train and the Greensboro police department offers to buy you breakfast for your trouble. The Amtrak Policeman was given a commendation for his superior police work at Amtrak's Greensboro station parking garage. However, even with the commendation teh officer again failed to make the cut for a position on the security force at the Greensboro Shopping Center.

For abosilutely no intelligent or logical reason, Officer Wannabe of teh AMtrak police force detained Jay causing him to miss his train that comes through town once a day. When asked by the real police why he did that, Officer Wannabe replied "I Amtrak'd his ass."

by Pattty Hostin April 18, 2008

amtraked

to lose one's 'train' of thought, derail

1: ... I was walking down the hall and then...
period of silence
2: and then what happened?
1: I don't remember, I totally just amtraked!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008