the Amityville

After having sex with a woman, open the front door and tell her ass to "Get Out!" Simple, yet quite effective.

"Dude, after I got done fucking her, I totally pulled the Amityville. I got up, opened the door and told her, in a raspy, ghostly voice to "Get Out!"

by Burvis the bum June 19, 2008

Amityville

This town is made up of people who think they are "something", however, in reality, they are perpetrating the fraud that they do represent "something.” That something amounts to what is now known as: surfing, drinking a lot of beer, playing beer pong, acting thug, smoking marijuana, and listening to good music. Don't be mistaken though, the north side of Amityville is comparable to the south Bronx, mostly on Arbor Day between the hours of 12:03am to 8:43pm. It is like any other town in some respects- there are the parts where the "cool" kids hang out, where the "potheads" hangout, where the "losers" reside and so on and so forth. The Amityville police department can best be described as overly friendly, mostly due to the fact that everyone in the entire tri state area knows them and you can buy PBA cards in 25 cent slot machines. “Hey, if its in red cups, we cant do shit.” Damn straight. Carry on. “What’s that you’re smoking, marijuana? Keep smoking, but might I bother to ask you where you acquired this green looking substance from?” People sometimes have a tendency to drive directly into 7-11s, drive on lawns while you sleep, driving while yelling slurs, driving while firing paintball guns at 14 year olds, and driving while asking and demanding where that "haunted house" might be. Its gotten to that point where everyone that lives in Amityville can give perfect directions, without smirking, to lead these tourists to the east side of Guatemala. Lastly, few species have been spotted residing in Amityville. first we have the white kids (from the south part) trying to be thug. Lets call this species “retarded.” Then we have the surfers, who are generally referred to as "posers," and last but not least we have "hot girls." WAIT. WHAT? Actually, they’re aren’t even that many hot girls living here. if you’re between the ages of 7 and 63 and looking for ass, don’t come to Amityville. Go to Massapequa. Its our "friendly" next door neighbor. (where std’s have been spotted traveling in packs of four with sonic the hedge hog-looking males off of Montauk Highway.) Oh, and everyone knows what the undercover cop cars look like on Halloween.

Amityville is an experiment.

by Dan Dan Dan May 13, 2006

Amityville

Some unusual quirk of a house, like a miswired light switch or unseen noise source like a loose attic fan that make a place seem haunted. Usually a construction defect or something that is in need of servicing.

Was uttered by a homeowner on the HGTV show "House Detectives" when having them look over her house.

"And this is the 'Amityville' light switch... the one on the left doesn't seem to do anything but this one turns on both the hall and that one porch light over there..."

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

amittyville

a neighborhood in the ghettos of longisland. mostly of the african american race. most act like their so ghetto but havent even been out of their own neighborhood to see the real projects.

"nigga, amittyville is so wack."

"amittyville?? damn that place aint ghetto. how bout mad gay."

by ...................... March 26, 2005

Amityville

1 of Long Island ghettos.
Nothin ¢ompared to the Bity, and nothin ¢ompared to Wyndan¢h,another Long Island ghetto.(That pla¢e is brazy!)

Amityville is iight for wut it is.

by Bklyn May 13, 2005

Amityville Memorial High School

Amityville Memorial High School is a ghetto black school full of money hungry thotties and caucasians tryna act like pimp daddies . You catch some blackies in the bathrooms high on drugs and half the school cutting their classes . If you tryna get a high level education this ain’t it right here . If you tryna find a plug this is it right here . There ain’t no baddies tho they got a stink ol personality with flat butts and saggy tits

Man I ain’t tryna go to Amityville Memorial High School this shi school ghetto asf

by Some Nigga Around The Block November 1, 2021