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Epic Gamer Move. You do not understand his chadness

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by anonymous August 9, 2022

very huge amongus sussy fart

a fart so loud you can hear it from miles away and it can kill with its smell anyone who can do theese types of farts are to be known s gods

person1 very huge amongus sussy fart
person2 goes deaf and dies of smell

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 13, 2022

Bruh amongus sussy!!!111

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You: Bruh amongus sussy!!!111
Me: Finally, enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test.

Right, what do we have here?

A nice length and girth,

not too much fat on the side,
and just an immaculate cock to ball ratio.

Simple, rustic, and juicy cock.

Mmm, just exploding with flavor.

by Æï July 6, 2021

Amongus Sussy Baka Turip

Epic Gamer Moment. You are too dumb for his chadness.

OMG! Robert just did the Amongus Sussy Baka Turip movement.

by GermanicTribalBitch August 9, 2022

Sussy Amongus Imposter Sussy

When A Random Dude Is Brought In A Room And The LIghts Are Turned Off And Others Convince The Girl Into Having sex With The Guy By Saying He Is Someone She Likes

Dude We Totally tricked natalie into Sussy Amongus Imposter Sussy

Really?

Yea She Didnt Even Know I Was The One Fucking Her

by Imposter From Amongus September 21, 2021

Sususs Amongus

Sususs Amongus was a roman emperor from AD 375 to 392.

Teacher: Hello class, today we will learn about Sususs Amongus .
awesome

by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021

Dababy Sussy Amongus School

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Overall, there is no higher level of education then that available at Dababy Sussy Amongus School. What are you waiting for? Apply now!
(This is not an advertisement for Dababy Sussy Amongus School. All funds generated by Dababy Sussy Among Us School will be donated to the Sus Imposter Fund, a non-profit organization dedicated to finding all of the sus imposters on the planet and ejecting them into space)

Person 1: Wow! I learned so much from my time in high school! Now I am fully prepared to go to college and get a job!
Person 2: How? Haven't you only been going to school for 2 years?
Person 1: That's right! At Dababy Sussy Amongus School, you learn all about Dababy and Among Us which are undoubtedly important things to know! And this school provides such a quality education that after only 2 years I know all I need to in order to succeed in the real world!
Person 2: Damn, I need to apply to Dababy Sussy Amongus School

by ThePurpleDoggo May 24, 2021