A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.
Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?
No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!
No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!
by daaangdude January 7, 2012
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After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.
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When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.
Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!
by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010
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