AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.

Man that AGB fucken reaked

by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004

AGB (Army Gang Bang)

Three or more members of any National Army having sexual intercourse with one female.

"Hey Doktor, this girl is totally asking for an AGB (Army Gang Bang)!"
"Awesome! I cannot wait to tell Jones. I'll meet you at the hotel in about 20 minutes".

by Gunngunn December 27, 2011

AGB (Alpha Gamma Bravo)

Realizing that all frats are weak and soft, an elite group of individuals specializing in the consumption of alcohol, formed a unique rival faction. Far superior to typical greek social houses, AGB incorporates bad-ass armed forces influences (hence bravo in the namesake) to cement the fact they are better than their "frat-tastic" counterparts. Ironically, it is sometimes observed that the behavior of this exclusive group is frighteningly close to that of a typical fratboy. This is attributed to the fact that AGB members command a vastly superior intellect and are openly mocking these lesser mortals for their outrageous dress and inferior manhood. Members can be identified by their rugged good-looks, their overall BAMF-ness, and the occasional AGB forearm bump.

He must be in AGB, look how many hotties are hanging on him.

AGB (ALPHA GAMMA BRAVO)! AGB! YEAH MOFOS!
BOOMTOWN!!!

by The Original Godfather November 21, 2010

HF-AGBA

HF-AGBA is an acronym standing for Hands, Face – Armpits, Genitals, Buttocks, Anus. Also known as the “Cheat’s Shower” it is similar in concept to the airplane bath or BBA (Balls Bum and Armpits).

I overslept, so it was HF-AGBA before dashing off to work.

by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

agbero

An agbero is an evolved more aggressive version of roadmen and they will not hesitate to use a broken bottle on you if you don't give them want. If you see one slowly back away then run for your life. Run b*tch run. They are located in every part of Africa and some parts of Asia but Asian ones are stupid and can be easily bribed but are still fast and can track you down by scent alone.

AHH I BE THE NUMBER ONE AGBERO OF THIS AREA DONT COME NEA ME OR I GO STAB YOU O

by The thug expert February 1, 2020

Agbuedelaboboa

Interjection

A comedic expression of of exasperation, anguish and in other cases extreme joy. Adapted to satirize the Ga language of Ghana.

Fred: You just received a 5,000$ check in the mail today
John: “Eiii, Agbuedelaboboa!”

by Frank Nyark November 8, 2022

agbyilf

always gonna be you i’m looking for.

most oftenly used by a hurt person whos s/o left them. they were so deeply in love, that they’re gonna look for them in every new person they meet.

did you see what ollie had in her insta bio?
yes it was “agbyilf”

aww, she’s so hurt over him i feel so bad for her

by ollie <3 April 23, 2021