Aethistic

You get railed by ghost face and you're on your period and your family watches you and you dad hardcore fucks you while ghost face makes you give him head

You're so aethistic!

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

aethie

A term used to describe an individual who is severely delusional or "delulu" and believes almost everything that they say is true.

Person 1: guys please my girlfriend is real you have to believe me I'm serious!!
Person 2: Please be quiet aethie.

by kiarq August 3, 2023

aetheostic

agnostic + aetheist, if you're an ignorant redneck republican

I mocked their use of the English language, so they called me an aetheostic.

by Peter Moody March 5, 2006

Aetheos

Pronoun; The God of Food and Beer. Name is derived from Ancient Greak spelling

Heil Aetheos, The god of food and beer

by ConFe August 10, 2008

aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

Aethis

A being solely without drive towards the same or opposing sex. Usually found at a desk near a computer, constantly getting "teh warez."

Sometimes can be found asleep in it's "cave" as well. Usually docile unless it's computer or HDTV is in peril.

Also has a fond liking of Guinea Pigs, and can at times have a hoarde of them within it's lair.

"Man, that Aethis was sure typing away when I last saw him."

by Aethis May 3, 2005

Aethial

Aethial is the most garbage video gamer known to man.

“Have you heard of Aethial?”
“Yeah, he’s trash and died of ligma.”
“What’s ligma?”
“Ligma balls!!”

by spaghetti sandwich August 26, 2018