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fat guy in a comically small truck 

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

national kiss a track star day 

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star
National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,

Smoke a trunk

To eat out a girl with such animosity that smoke comes out of that trunk.
Ben: How did you pleasure Andrea last night?
Allen: I “Smoked her trunk”
Ben: Hell yeah, Smoke a trunk brother

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

Two trucks and a jimmy 

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"