Getting a Big Dick

To get overly excited or overly confident about something.

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."

by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010

Getting a big dick over nothing

When someone get's tpp excited over the smallest things or nothing at all

Paul was getting a big dick over nothing when he heard that Roy got the new 3DS

by The Cool Bro July 6, 2011

Like if you have a big dick

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked

Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’

by H A K September 13, 2019

andrew has a big dick

Well there isn't much to say, its TRUE

Dang Andrew has a big dick

by Facts Kat November 29, 2017

Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 5, 2023

I have a big dick

Response "Good for you"

"I have a big dick"

"Good for you"

by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

Getting a Big Dick

Someone is getting a big dick when they try to prevent you from doing something you really want to do, when they get heavily angered/saddened at something small, or a mixture of both.

Person 1: "I need to leave work 30 minutes early tomorrow."

Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?"

Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it."

Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier."

by Chris Hardin February 10, 2009