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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
by Milicent December 26, 2009
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness
Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.
by StrugglingLoon March 17, 2026
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