When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagel mug.Peanut butter is:
comforting, delicious
So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:
1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.
2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.
3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness
comforting, delicious
So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:
1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.
2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.
3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness
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