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crack your balls

A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
Angelina: My breath smells of cock.
Brad: (laughs)

Angelina: Did I just crack your balls?
by mega.machine March 21, 2011
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crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.
I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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crack your wig back

A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your space by constantly riding and insulting you. Often accompanied by the phrase "and get off my nuts" as well as a two finger (usually the index and middle together) flex to the sky and a cracking noise administered by one's mouth.

A comeback to one who is using you as the constant butt of their jokes and chides.

A signal phrase to someone that they need to settle down and stop acting like a self smoke.
After hearing Scottie runs his mouth at the party all night Nick said "crack your wig back and get off my nuts."
by Falahee December 28, 2007
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wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.
Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...
by _Undefined February 8, 2019
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Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018
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crack your duds

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
by Captain Gary February 7, 2020
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National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!
This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!
by super1235667 January 9, 2026
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