crack your wig back

A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your space by constantly riding and insulting you. Often accompanied by the phrase "and get off my nuts" as well as a two finger (usually the index and middle together) flex to the sky and a cracking noise administered by one's mouth.

A comeback to one who is using you as the constant butt of their jokes and chides.

A signal phrase to someone that they need to settle down and stop acting like a self smoke.

After hearing Scottie runs his mouth at the party all night Nick said "crack your wig back and get off my nuts."

by Falahee December 28, 2007

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022