Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

Your mom Is fat

It's a derivative of the "Your mom" insult. The function varies slightly from the original insult as it specifies the condition the so-called "mom" is in.

Rob: Your mom Is fat.
8yo kid: *cross*

by anonymous November 12, 2020

your mom is a hoe

a term used by 7 year olds to try and insult you

Mark: Your mom is a hoe bitch!
Landon: No u
Mark: *fucking dies*

by RetardWriter February 3, 2021

your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective

Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN

by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017

your mom is gay

This is so bad u will be sent to hell if u say it

John: your dad is a fag
Bill:your mom is gay
Then a hole caves in and sends them to hell

by Borough699 May 18, 2018

your mom is like a taxi

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.

Shut up your mom is gay lol!!!

by I love gay moms February 16, 2018