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Yield

Ok... That was a lie.
Hym "I would probably yield... All over her bellybutton... AND THE YIELD WOULD BE HIGH! LIKE A BIBLICAL FARMERS CROP AFTER A SUCCESSFUL SHEEP SACRIFICE!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Yield

Yield signs aren’t real they cant hurt you
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.
"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."
by fuji8 March 26, 2021
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Yield Protected

In college admissions what someone with an overinflated egos tell themselves when they get rejected by schools for which they think they are overqualified.

When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.
My friend with a perfect 1600 on the SAT and 4.0 unweighted GPA told me he got yield protected by Purdue because they must have known he would surely get into MIT.
by Commercial-Skirt-683 January 25, 2022
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yield hog

Wealthy men, typically Wall Street types employed in the financial sector, who aquire and use as many sexual conquests as possible. However, a Yield Hog customarily targets women of lesser means, divorcees, unhappily married women, or beautiful but unintelligent women below their social class out of insecurity
Instead of marrying a doctor or an attorney or successful businesswoman, the Yield Hog trolled the dating apps for lonely divorced women to use.
by Finanseer July 29, 2022
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yield hog

Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022
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