you on one

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
by JessRex August 9, 2017
mugGet the you on onemug.
A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
by DanLi February 18, 2010
mugGet the I'll get back to you on that onemug.

You the one

How much do I owe you for the tacos?
Dont trip bro, I gotchu
Ayee, You the one.
by Apollo_MKII April 1, 2019
mugGet the You the onemug.

Are you on one

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.
by Champion Man May 12, 2006
mugGet the Are you on onemug.

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!

1) when something is sick, acknowledging your ppl who made it happen

2) when your massively drunk and want something to shout out loud
EX 1:

M: i bet abdul wont actually come back with any water

*5 mins later abdul returns*

M: ABDUL! U CRAZY FOR THIS ONEEE!!!

EX2:

P DuBz strolls into room: YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!!! DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNO WHO WE BE NIETHER!
by Microfne Chek February 21, 2010
mugGet the YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!mug.
You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
mugGet the You can’t put one horse in two barnsmug.

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