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Ramen Yarmulke

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.
Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke
by puckmonkey January 29, 2009
mugGet the Ramen Yarmulkemug.

dirty yarmulke

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.
I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!
by LisaNaked March 20, 2004
mugGet the dirty yarmulkemug.

Yarmulke Dance

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.
Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!
by ominous125 June 5, 2009
mugGet the Yarmulke Dancemug.

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
mugGet the Flesh Yarmulkemug.

Powdered Yarmulke

Getting banged from behind in a small area (closet, foyer, panty) so hard the receivers head goes through the wall leaving a white crown upon the head resembling a yarmulke.
I was banging this chick so hard in my pantry, when her head went through the sheet rock she had a powdered yarmulke.
by Terry Liaros January 11, 2010
mugGet the Powdered Yarmulkemug.

meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.
"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"
by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008
mugGet the meat yarmulkemug.

creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.
Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.
by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014
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