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Xiaolongbao

Xiaolongbao are a type of small Chinese dumpling filled with pork soup. They originate from the city of Shanghai. Since they are steamed, and the juicy soup is really hot, you need to take care while eating them to avoid burning your tongue.

Do NOT put the whole thing directly into your mouth. I'll say it again! DO NOT PUT THE WHOLE THING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH!!

Here's how to actually eat a xiaolongbao:
1. Put the dumpling on a spoon, and blow it too cool down
2. Bite at the top of the dumpling
3. Suck out all the soup from the top
4. Consume the rest (you know, the meat and skin)

And there you have it. One of the best Shanghai culinary specialties, maybe even one of the best China culinary specialties. You'll never go back to ordinary potsticker dumplings ever again!
Jim had never tried xiaolongbao before, though he heard they were delicious, so he went to a Chinese restaurant in New York to try some for the first time. But he ended up burning his mouth with the soup and making a mess because he had not learned how to eat them properly.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
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xiao long

Someone who is both a pussyslayer and enjoys cumming on peoples beds for fun so they have to sleep on the floor. A xiao long is typically found masturbating to my little pony whilst clutching his collection of my little pony plushies. He is also an asshole who excels at making others want to commit suicide due to his offensive remarks.
Shut the fuck up ken or i'm going to chuck a xiao long all over your bed.
by brycethelittlegayfaggot September 5, 2016
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xiaotong

A girl that goes to a public school that can occasionally be passive-aggressive, but overall it is extremely hard to offend her. If you do manage to offend her she will not hesitate to call you out. She does not tolerate any whore-ish behavior. This girl also goes by the name Idy and has an obsession with anime, that inevitably end up with you watching at least 5 animes. She will be your friend forever as long as you don't offend her or be a bitch.
"Wow, my friend idy is so obsessed with anime. Especially Naruto."
"xiaotong just blocked Ashtyn."
by SydithCaresene September 14, 2019
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Yang Xiao Long

The character that keeps playing "I Burn" whenever she is losing in BBTAG. If you want big tits, heavy punches, and a tomboy then go play Makoto, not Yang.
Just a normal player- "I love when hyde's theme plays in battle!"
Yang Xiao Long Players at 30% health- "I BUUUUURN! CANT HOOOOOLD MEEEE DOOOOWN"
by LteEeeeeee December 2, 2020
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Taiyang Xiao Long

A worthless male that is unable to raise children and should be reported to the police. He tends to ignore his younger kid in favor of the older one when he isn't just full out ignoring both and is normally called Tai by the fandom or A waste of space by me. He is a tan blonde with blue eyes.
Ruby would be dead if it wasn't for Yang raising her. Taiyang Xiao Long is a terrible father.
by ShippingWars March 12, 2019
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Xiaolongbao

mini dumplings with soup in it.
(chinese food)
Xiaolongbao is the best.
by Moon_bow December 30, 2020
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xiaoyong

The chosen one, no words can describe his excellences
Oh My XIAOYONG
by KiddJustin2000 November 23, 2021
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