Wylie is someone who is amazing with kids. She loves to hang out with anyone. All she brings is positive energy and support. She is like a sister figure to many. Wylie sticks up for people and has a weird sense of humor. Wylies can be very tall.
My brother just came up to me and said somethingreally weird and thought it was funny..
Sounds like a Wylie.
Wylie (noun, slang) — A gronk, a weasel, or a flat-out dog; someone who backstabs their mates, talks a big game but can’t back it up, or drops weak bars in a diss track. Often used to describe someone who thinks they’re a king of the scene but is really just a clown. Originally referring to Wylie Harrington of Albury that runs desired aus rap
Example: “Did ya hear that track diss track? Proper wylie move, pure gronk behavior.”
A bar in Geneva, New York. Ever see the video for Guns and Roses "Paradise City"? Well, that's Wylie's! Beautiful women practically live in that place. Wylie's looks like a palace, and in many ways, it is a palace...it is a palace of beautiful females, who like to drink and fuck. The ratio of women to men is about 10 to 1, and if a guy can't get a woman there, he's got to be gay!
He's the West Texas Republican extremist that went through a perm and/or mullet phase that cursed their 8th-11th grade school pictures. He may know what a real steak is, but he can't get any meat on his bones. Often times, he can be found lonely playing Warzone or conspiring with his 'homies' at a bonfire. He likes to wear shoes Mommy bought for him, Pit Vipers, old Little League shirts and the sweatshirt he let his ex borrow. His girlfriend is probably taller than him and he thinks he's cool if he has peach fuzz. He gets his first real growth spurt at about 15 or 16 years old. His ego can be bigger than his future. He goes to church but doesn't act like it. His biggest fears are chivalry, being in a serious relationship and females. Sometimes he may cheat on his girlfriend with another guy or girl. They are just...built different.