WooNatic

A WooNatic is soneone who rejects science based preventative health, medications, treatment plans, and vaccinations.

It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.

A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.

Did you hear about that WooNatic giving their child bleach enemas to cure their Autism?

I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.

Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.

Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!

by TheGoodMother January 12, 2019

Wookno

The hippies that associate themselves with new-age jam bands attempt at making techno. It usually entails some repetitive improvisations, a smelly crowd on extacy, girls with hoolihoops, fire dancers, pacifiers, that one douchebag, etc. It was discovered most noticeably by the Disco Biscuits and continues to ravage across America. Although it was honorable to attempt to make techno with real instruments, these wookies ended up doing nothing new except getting together molly dealers.

"Dude, theres this totally heady wookno show tonight; we gotta find some Molly ASAP.

by SirDarkhat December 4, 2010

Woodnal

One of the coolest English teachers and all-around funny guys; can be used to describe a teacher who often engages their class by making slightly off-color jokes that most other humorless teachers wouldn't.

Student 1: "Hey, did you hear what Nurenburg was saying to Jen when she was arguing the book's relevance last block?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he was totally being a Woodnal."

by gblockclass10 January 14, 2010

Oonka Woonka

Side chick pussy that is SO good, it captures your man and he dont come home.

If your man cheats on you and dont come home, she gat the oonka woonka. CPD

by Mj242 April 8, 2020

woonah

bearded clam The female love tunnel.

Putting the pork sword into the woonah.

by lozdawg October 31, 2006

Woodnalysis

Examining a piece of/structure made of wood for any faults, imperfections, and abnormalities. An important, and often overlooked, step in the wood-buying process.

My bed just broke! I need to do a proper woodnalysis to figure out why. Next time I'll woodnalyze before I buy.

by dslash March 24, 2009

worknap

Take an employee/coworker away from their work to attend a meeting without notice, usually by coercion and/or authority, sometimes with a promise of food (which will not materialize or fall far short of such promises), often specifically to "throw them under the bus" i.e. make the person a scapegoat.

I was just worknapped by my boss' boss for a two-hour meeting I didn't know about, but at least he said we'd have lunch. Then near the end, he said "well, food will be here in 20, we should probably switch topics to *whatever* and dismiss *names, including mine*. Thanks for your help."

by mesi June 16, 2018