Wookno

The hippies that associate themselves with new-age jam bands attempt at making techno. It usually entails some repetitive improvisations, a smelly crowd on extacy, girls with hoolihoops, fire dancers, pacifiers, that one douchebag, etc. It was discovered most noticeably by the Disco Biscuits and continues to ravage across America. Although it was honorable to attempt to make techno with real instruments, these wookies ended up doing nothing new except getting together molly dealers.

"Dude, theres this totally heady wookno show tonight; we gotta find some Molly ASAP.

by SirDarkhat December 4, 2010

Woodnophobia

Woodnophobia - ˈwoŏdnōfōbēə

1. (TJHSST)The state of nervousness or mental breakdown one reaches when making a notecard for a 5-point quiz; especially present in Wood IBET:

2. (TJHSST) The extreme or irrational fear or aversion of any vocabulary that relates to or is related to Biology. :

Derivatives
Wood |woŏd| noun
phobic |ˈfōbik| adjective & noun

Origin
Early 21st century, independent use of woodnophobia
Based on Dr Wood

1. Woodnophobia
The other day I became woodnophobic after getting 0/5 by using a notecard i spent 12 hours on.

I am very sorry to inform you this ma'am, but your son is woodnophobic. It is recommended that you get him away from notecards as soon as possible.

2.Woodnophobia

OH DUDE, HAVE YOU DONE BIO Home- "STOP STOP MAKE THE VOICES STOP"

by DKwun December 18, 2010

woknok

Dutch: Wijd openstaande klets natte ochtenkut.
English: Huge open wet 'morning vagina.

Me: What the fuck is that?
Her: Oh, I've got an WokNok.

by Mister.ReallyHardCock March 27, 2010

Woolknots

The little balls of twisted hair that develope in your bumhair

I kept trying to get comfortable in the buisness meeting ,but was completly distracted due to too many woolknots

by SBH November 9, 2006

woonona

An absolute hole full of pot heads, and self absorbed surfy jerks

yeah bah hittin up woonona tonight, hit up the bongs

by Treefrog85 October 28, 2009

drew woolnough

Bassist of English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Said to be made of wool and nicknamed Wooly.

Drew Woolnough is a great bass player.

by FrankToMyGerard January 1, 2015

Wookoon

A grungy, dread-locked and smelly hippie resembling a Wookie thats found rummaging through your trash, camping site or refrigerator.

I was fast asleep at a festival when I was awoken to the sounds of a spun wookoon rummaging for balloons in my tent.

by BlackieHT December 11, 2017