Whinjury

An fairly insignificant accident that causes you to sob like a baby. See also Ninjury

''I had a whinjury the other day. I got vinegar in a paper cut''

by not my real naime June 3, 2018

Wiinjury

An injury incurred while playing a virtual sport/program on a Wii.

Bob: Do you have an Advil, my shoulder is killing me?
Barb: Sure, what happened?
Bob: I hurt it playing tennis on my kid's Wii.
Barb: I know what you mean. I got a Wiinjury using the Dance program last week.

by Goucc55 August 23, 2008

Wineury

The most handsome dominican beaut you will ever lay your horny eyes on. He slanging 12.5 inches on a bad day and he click heads like his middle name Wick. Also, he stands at a whopping 4'11 (I know nothing special) but, when he stand on his money he is 7'4. He never uses explicit language and is always respectful and kind (only on Thursdays)

Wineury be that pretty mutha fucka man

by nubulah October 16, 2023