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You know what time it is!

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.
A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"
by roll_model December 18, 2011
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You know what time it is!

A statement relating to going to the bar and making everyone else know they are also required to go to the bar. Usually responded with the word 'MONEY' from everyone else who are heading to the bar.
by Mayneman June 23, 2015
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What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
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What time is it?

"What time is it?"
"Currently, at the very moment I am writing this, it is: 8:26 P.M. on February 1st, 2007."

Uh, when I was writing tags, a minute slipped by. So now it is 8:27 P.M. on February 1st, 2007.

Now I'm editing this from my email so I can official submit this to urbandictionary.com. And another minute slipped by. So now it's 8:28 P.M. on February 1st, 2007. Now I'm writing this and another minute slipped by, so now it's 8:29 P.M. on February 1st, 2007
by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007
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What time is it Mr. Wolf?

A thrilling game played by action seeking youth, where-in a selected person is deemed as the "wolf". The "wolf" will face a wall and close his/her eyes, while the remaining participants line up a ways back. When the players scream, "What time is it Mr. Wolf?", they shall receive a number from the wolf, resulting in them moving forward the same amount of steps.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
*Children asking, trembling in fear* - "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"

*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"

*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
...
by Thr33mo November 10, 2010
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what time is it?

Where we stand in a relationship

relates to having your cake and eating it too
What time is it? Asking your love interest if you meet, exceed or fail their love requirements. Getting a daily review of your attributes positive or negative is bad peanutbutter and jelly time.

What time is it? *Arriving at this type of coldness comes from pressing the issue or asking too often or for too much..

What time is it? Napoleon Dynamite didn't take that girl that wouldn't dance with him to the same dance every day, day after day for.. God, it seemed like an Eternity.

Girl looks at her watch and smiles at you is telling you She knows what time it is.
by yhtomittimothyavenger December 13, 2008
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When someone has a low quality watch and gets bullied for it.
Brad: "Hi guys, just bought a new watch from Primark!"
Tom: "HAHAH, What time is it?
Brad: "What does that mean?"
Tom: "It means that you're poor and got a dead watch"
by brazzerz March 28, 2018
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