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what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it
someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020
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what in the actual fucking fuck

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020
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What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020
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what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021
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what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022
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