I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 4, 2009
Get the wet the monkeymug. To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009
Get the wet the monkeymug. Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.
Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.
Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
by Young Sizzle April 7, 2007
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Get the Wet Monkey Knucklemug.