a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 5, 2009
To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 5, 2009
Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.
Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.
Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
by Young Sizzle April 2, 2007
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