Western Australia 

The state in Australia that no one gives a flying-fuck about.

Person A: “Whats that state in the west of Australia called again?”
Person B: “I think it was.... Western Australia?”

Western Australia by enustah July 24, 2021

Western Australia 

Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.

Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.

Western Australia by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 18, 2020

Australian Western Grip 

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".

Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."

Australian Western Grip by Boys Club March 18, 2009