Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

by The happy dancer June 14, 2010

Werling

The greatest bunch of people you will ever meet! Werling's will always have your back! They are german descendants and can drink all others under the table! Sexy as hell also! Commonly misspelled as whirling or whirly. Get it right bitches!

Boy 1: Bet you 20 bucks I can out drink you?
Girl: I'll take that bet.
Boy 1: You are on!
Boy 2: Dude she's a Werling.
Boy 1: shit...

by Princess Lindsey February 1, 2009

werlin

Cutting something in order to improve it but ending up destroying it.

"I tried to cut a micro-SIM into a nano-SIM but totally werlined it."

by Schmyxie October 14, 2013

wetin

What.
Pidgin English word for 'What'

Wetin you dey look for?
Wetin happen?
Wetin dey?

by drKenn81 December 29, 2007

Wexting

The action of walking and texting, as in typing a message on a cell phone, at the same time.

While bicycling down the sidewalk, I almost ran over a young man who stepped out in front of me while he was wexting. Wexting is a dangerous habit.

by Reteeka September 3, 2010

wetin dey

A term which means how are you doing. Originally Used by Nigerians. Also used in some other West African countries.

Hey wetin dey.When are you gonna go to the club tonight?

by Manik D. June 12, 2006