Wankita

When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.

Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.

by largearthur February 20, 2009

wanklet

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

by jjtu May 28, 2015

Ben Wanklin

A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.

High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!

High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.

by S Panky February 11, 2009

wanklish

The language invented by those who, in the process of masturbating and trying to communicate via an instant messenger simultaneously, end up making several grammatical and spelling errors.

'hi maTE how arebyou?'

'I like your Wanklish.'

by Meeklorr April 30, 2006

Wankittude

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012

Wanklette

the feminine verion of the noun wanker.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.

See that girl over there, she is a right wanklette

by Propogator October 4, 2008