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wankle

The word wankle is a derivative of the word 'wank'.

1) It can sometimes simply be used to mean wank (masturbate)

2) However, wankle can also imply that the wank is a smaller or faster affair than usual - this can be due to size of the genetalia (particularly if a penis is involved), or the length of time that the wank lasts (regardless of the genetalia involved)
1) Sarah: *knocks on bathroom door* 'oy, Sam, can I come in and clean my teeth, or are you having a wankle in there?'

2) I've spent all day checking out cheap porn on the Internet, I'm off for a wankle before the kettle boils
by Dicky Dackle May 8, 2011
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Wankles

This is for someone who has really weak ankles. this can also be used as a nick name for someone who has wankles.
look there goes wankles.
why do you call him wankles?

because he has weak ankles. DUH!
by S-Cubed May 29, 2010
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wankles

Hairless ankles. A contraction of 'waxed ankles', thus usually used when you suspect someone of waxing their ankles.
"I made shoes from paper sellotaped to my feet, but when I took them off I ended up with wankles."
by Rivet Swan Legs May 15, 2007
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wankles

A term used to describe one who waxes his/her ankles.
James: Hey andy, have you waxed your ankles? They certainly do look rather bare today.
Andy: No, they just look like that, it must be a rare condition or something. Maybe it's because my legs are always crossed in a funny way.
Sally: Sounds like wankles to me.
Dan: Yeah wankles.
by MilkmanMilkman May 15, 2007
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cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021
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Wankles

Excessively large and fatty wrists; cankles of the wrists.
Jared from Subway may have had wankles prior to his celebrity.
by Brand Neu August 13, 2009
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wankles

similar to cankles but refers to older ladies who also have wrinkled tights around their ankles.
Oh dear, I wish Grandma would pull her tights up, she has terrible wankles.
by EyesOfRuby April 21, 2009
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