nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

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Walmartussy

Noun

The silky and wet vagina located in the front of the store as well as through the “bonus hole” (also known as the back of the store). The Walmartussy is, objectively, some of the best pussy anyone can get.

Man: “Hey, Jerome, what’s up?”
Jerome: “Aw shit, man, I am pent the fuck up, know what I mean?”
Man: “Oh I get you. Come along with me and we can get some Walmartussy and tag team the bitch.”
Jerome: “Business in front, party in the back if you catch my drift.”

by Perhaps? July 18, 2022

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Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.

I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.

by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019

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