woofer

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg
Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.
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Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.
"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."
by Kristiano90 November 04, 2011
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woofer

Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.
Wow! Thats so woofer!
by Keli B August 07, 2007
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woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.
"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"
by hEbo0 October 01, 2011
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woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.
Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.
by The Foolishness July 20, 2004
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Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously
I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through
by 77senor77siete77 May 16, 2021
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woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.
"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."
by Becholas September 17, 2017
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