what the shit

same meaning as waht the fuck.

god damnit waht the shit

by coined by greek will December 13, 2004

what the shit

Basically "what the fuck" but waaaay worse.

*car gets crushed by train*

Dude 1: What the fuck?!?

*car gets torn into pieces by flying pigs*
Dude 2: WHAT THE SHIT?!??!

by jmlport3883838 June 9, 2011

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

What the shit

What the fuck but better

Why did he leave me on read what the shit

by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021

What the SHIT?!

Less extreme then "What the FUCK?!" but just as meaningful

What the shit is up with those two bitches?!

by Kurt May 6, 2005

What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.

Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

What the SHIT?

Originated from the "Beebo" series on Newgrounds.com. Commonly used by the owner of the cat protagonist Beebo to express surprise, anger, or annoyance. Basically just an alternative to "what the fuck", only funnier.

l33t nerd wankpipe: "! r t3h l33t haxXx0r"
confused individual: "....WHAT THE SHIT?!"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004