vondouche nozzle

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid

"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"

by Bridgette!! March 9, 2009

VanDouchebag

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.

Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.

by guess who?***** September 17, 2008

voodouche

when you involuntarily get stuck being around a douchebag and somehow his douchiness wears off on you and you say or do something douchey yourself. He has cast his voodouche spell on you.

Andrew- "The other day Mike brought Dobson with him to the range"

Jeff- " that Dobson guy is such a douchbag, he's a tool"

Andrew- "I know, I got stuck listening to how great he is for over an hour. When I got home I was telling Barry how great I did at the range. That douchebag cast his voodouche spell on me."

Jeff- "you're fucked, douchebag. You are now a tool like Dobson is"

by rileyriley June 3, 2010