visalia

A small farm town that treasures its fertile land and women. Currently has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the nation and air quality that makes LA seem clean. Its inhabitants’ offspring typically get educated at schools that battle over cow hides and drink in abandon fields, typically close to ditches. Visalians are classified as those who leave or those who stay. Those that leave can be found in random of places through out the world.

You are from Visalia? Where the hell is that?

by Mr. Pelota October 13, 2005

Vitalian

A gay virgin

Raymond is such a Vitalian. He’s stuck in the closet with only his hand and some lotion.

by LindaLinda! June 24, 2021

Visalia

One of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.

Where are you from?
-im from Visalia motherfucker
WHere is that?
-if you dont know, then you dont need to know

by B-Rad L April 20, 2006

Visalia

The most glorious of all farm towns in the central valley of California. Also one of the most polluted areas in the nation. The summers are too hot and the winters are too cold. But hey...its home!

"Dude!!! I hate Visalia!! But I'll probably spend the rest of my life here anyways"

by zainos September 27, 2005

vitalia

vitalia is someone who is very full of life. someone who loves the color pink, and pretty much reminds you of a legally blonde in life! there Totally nice people and just want to have fun and laugh but not with someone whos mean or with someone who does stuff that bad! so its pretty much the most loveable person you can love:)

Oh that girls name schould be Vitalia, she just gave me pink flowers for no reason!

by aunt gay June 22, 2008

Visalia

It is the place that you NEVER leave if you don’t get out after high school.

Man you don’t want to get stuck in Visalia

by Netflixandchill16 November 11, 2018

Vidaline

She's level-minded, knows what she wants and does whatever she wants to- no matter what. She talks when she feels its necessary- don't confuse this for shyness. Once she's comfortable, its over! Vidaline is super funny but she doesn't take any nonsense-from anyone

That's such a Vidaline thing to do!

by literallywhatever February 24, 2020