Veganphobia

A person that is afraid of a vegan

Jim has veganphobia, you know jenny?
The vegan?
Yeah, she scares him

by FireCloud42 August 15, 2020

Veganphobia

A fear of the horrible disease of veganism. People live in fear of this disease, and veganphobics avoid vegans at all costs. If you were not aware, humans have omnivore teeth. Omnivore teeth eat meat...
But some people said no.

WE FEAR THESE PEOPLE.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go out tonight? There's a good barbecue restaurant down the street."
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a vegan."
Person 1: *runs away at a high rate of speed, due to veganphobia*

by Suzilla the Menace April 21, 2022

veganphobia

Something a crazy vegan woman also known as Thatveganteacher made up.

John: I'm going to go enjoy McDonald's with my family.
ThatVeganTeacher: EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG STOP OR YOUR GOING TO HELL CHANGE YOUR RELIGION
John: Shut the fuck up
ThatVeganTeacher: VEGANPHOBIC VEGANPHOBIA IS WRONG STOP EATING ANIMALS

by TheNamesNebula November 27, 2020

veganphobia

Another useless term that exists solely for Vegans to portray themselves as victims, in order to garner unwarranted, unearned societal power over meat-eaters, who just want to be left alone by the insufferable moral-busybodies.

The current political discourse involves portraying yourself as the victim while demonising your opposition BAMN, hence the new trend of incorrectly adding the suffix "Phobia," At the end of any word that describes any group of people that seek change.

HanSoylo: I was at my Vegan protest earlier and the carnivores just laughed at me as I derided them for being murderers, it's so unfair.
BenSoylo: Did you tell them about the cow farts?

HanSoylo: Yes, of course. They laughed at me. :'(
BenSoylo: We need a term to describe these people and give us undue power at the same time... But what?
Both Soy Boys: "VEGANPHOBIA,"

HanSoylo: It is THE only thing that makes sense and it is trendy too, we'll show those veganphobes not to mess with us.
BenSoylo: I'll get Veganphobia trending on Twitter, pass me my phone.
BobSoylo: I'd love to, SoyBen but I don't have the strength.
BenSoylo: Yeah, me either. I think perhaps our bodies suffer from veganphobia too.

by Starbug 1 January 1, 2020

veganphobia

Someone who is scared of or hates vegans, especially ThatVeganTeacher

Thanks Ms. Kadie, you want to make more people vegan but you're giving them veganphobia instead.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

veganphobia

a person who is prejudiced against vegans

The way you are always putting vegans down you must suffer from veganphobia !

by F.U.HERO August 18, 2016

Veganphobia

A word made up by a person named That Vegan Teacher
The Vegan Teacher just keeps attacking people.

Person 1:Wanna go to burger ki-
That Vegan Teacher:NO YOU CANT!!! BE VEGAN!!
Person 1:SHUT THE KUNG FU PANDA UP
That Vegan Teacher:OMG VEGANPHOBIA AAAA
Person 2:Uh what?
Person 3:Just got some burgers from a nearby burger king without this crazy vegan woman noticing
That Vegan Teacher:BETTER BE VEGAN BURGERS
Person 3:They are not
That Vegan Teacher:Have you heard of veganphobia?

by Person with no braincells left August 5, 2022