veganescent

/VEEG-uhn-ESS-uhnt/

adjective:
1. In regard to something (usually a person) being vegan . . .
2. especially in the sense of a vegan feeling they are enlightened and illuminated as a result of being vegan.

noun: veganescence

1. I am fully veganescent and therefore morally superior to you.
2. No meat comes into my body . . . like I’m totally veganescent now.

by Kendal Boy March 6, 2008

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vegansexual

Whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters' sexual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. Often marked by "cud-breath," linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. Usually prefer to study non-subjects for fuck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.

Dude, with all these vegansexuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.

by theoneireallywant February 15, 2008

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Vegansexual

When a vegan (who’s just as crazy as That Vegan Teacher or the CEO of PETA) tries to put him-/herself in the LGBTQ+ community by turning their habits into a sexuality! Basically, a crazy vegan who only loves other vegans and tries to turn it into a part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Vegansexuals shouldn’t exist!

by DalSpin February 2, 2022

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