vaccine informed

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

anti-vaccinater

A stupid, fucking piece of shit who hasn't for even one second taken any formal science classes at an institution for higher education--and is thus, easily influenced by fellow stupid, fucking pieces of shit like Jenny MacArthy--which causes them to be succeptable to scary sounding information even though literally every piece of scientific evidence suggests otherwise.

Hey Bill, did you hear that stupid, fucking peice of shit Larry is an anti-vaccinater?

by Standby Diver October 9, 2015

vaccine informed

Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.

My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.

by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019

Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

by The office of pmac August 20, 2021

Vaccinitized

2 weeks after your final dose of the COVID-19 vaccine

Now that I am vaccinitized I’m taking my tinder and heading on a cruise!

by Houseplantzzz April 8, 2021

Vaccine Nazi

A person who verbally or physically attacks people who refuse to take the vaccine. Some of these people tend to be oxymorons as they stand for pro-choice but don’t stand for it when it comes to a vaccine.

1: That girl bashed my friend on Twitter because he refused the COVID vaccine!

Oh, she’s a vaccine nazi.

2. My friend got jumped by some lunatics because he didn’t take the vaccine!

We need to stand up to these vaccine nazis!

by Slangplug September 2, 2021

Vaccine Pimp

Vaccine Pimp; terminology to describe
a Person who profits from a pharmaceutical and governmental incentivised health program for profit: form those whom are most vulnerable

That person is a Vaccine Pimp;

by Cal44 September 7, 2021