vitamin water

The most vile drink in the world it taste like liquified ass and moronic preps inhale it like a preist with holy water.
Prep1: man this is good stuff
Courtyard kid1: man that kid is retarted
Prep1: It's like the gods have smiled down upon us
Courtyard kid1: Hey you dubass prep go play in traffic its good for your health like vitamin water!
Prep1: Ok!
Courtyard kid1: (mutters) moron
by A martyr without a cause May 23, 2006
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XXX Vitamin Water

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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by Alyssa_the_Juggalette December 22, 2007
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Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.
Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!
by JessiccaZombies August 14, 2007
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