Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.

Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.

by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019

violaing

The act of playing viola

"I need to go do some violaing."

Person 1: "What are you up to?"
Person 2: "Violaing."

by jp303 April 28, 2009

Violingasm

Any piece of classical music where a violin part is ridiculously hard, while all the other players have ridiculously easy parts.

"Have you seen the score for the Tchaikovsky Violin concerto?"
"Yeah, what a total Violingasm."

by ClassicalMusicGuy May 4, 2013

Low Steps Violation

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.

Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.

by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019

violaine

A person that is innocent and sweet looking, but secretly resent people and deal with the disappointment of the normal world with sarcasm.

The pizza delivery is here!
Don't touch it, it's Violaine's.

by TheSexGod95 November 26, 2017

vibrating flute

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.

Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute

by Negro-Steve April 25, 2019

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It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy

Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

by Idk what to put here l0l January 20, 2021