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Van the Man part 3
Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.
gay=van
Van by van the man March 4, 2017
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Van is a hard working mum and avoids the shoe like the plague. Her name is often short for Vanessa, because she hates that name for herself. Often a brunette and self conscious but beautiful. She has a strong opinion and loves all her kids.
Girl: wow, my mum is so amazing.
Boy: Well duh. She’s a Van.
Van by Prettymuchaplum October 4, 2019
1. Noun. A hypothetical place that entails sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
2. Verb. Sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
3. Question. The questioning of one's sexual activity the previous night. Only one word necessary. Works well with text messaging.
4. Prefix. The begining of any word that you would want to associate with sexual activity.
1. Yo man, I took her to the VAN last night!
2. Dude, we VANned like Cubans last night!
3. Bro #1: VAN? Bro #2: VAN!
4. This fall, when we go to all those weddings, its going to be a great VANtember and VANtober!
Van by Not TOD July 14, 2006
Serial killer/rapists/love drunk teen's dream-it's a moving room with no windows(:
*Guy pulls up in his van tricked out to be the Mystery Machine*

Creeper: "You little boys want some candy!"

*Kids run screaming "STRANGER DANGER!"*
Van by HRSHUVNSTUFF February 9, 2010
2 in the front, 5 in the back.
"The Van" similar to:
'the shocker".
Van by status July 10, 2006
Man, Brian picked up that chick with his bed on wheels
van by aly December 19, 2002