A Brian Urlacher

A sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

by JH,RK,CF December 9, 2008

Flag

Get the A Brian Urlachermug.

Brian Urlacher

middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season, brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great jerome bettis, future hall of famer.

Oh man, theres brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)

by Hajari April 9, 2006

Flag

Get the Brian Urlachermug.

Brian urlacher

Most overrated linebacker in the NFL. Has never led the league in tackles and only has created one turnover since the 2003 season. Also the worst Defensive Player of the since the award has been given.

Wow!! Brian Urlacher is overrated!! He is very good at getting run over by Jerome Bettis!

by BenzoJohnny July 31, 2006

Flag

Get the Brian urlachermug.

Urlacher

Noun 1. The girl in the group who cockblocks you just when you think you are going to score. She is usually big and mean and possibly bald. See also mother hen.

I had this chick at the bar drunk and ready to go, but then this Urlacher showed up and cockblocked me.

by TheTeeTom September 13, 2013

Flag