Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
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by Densest April 06, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Names

Urban dictionary names are a type of definition you see on urban dictionary. Urban dictionary name entries comprise of 3 different types of definitions.

1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.

2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.

3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.

Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
Urban dictionary names ex. 1: joe is a guy everyone loves. He's like a patrick bateman andrew tate sigma male top G and he has a giant cock that he fucks thousands of women with. He's very humble and charitable and he has an 18 pack abs. He can't even go outside because every time he does tons of women mob him to suck his 20 ft. long cock and give him money as an appreciation of his good deeds. People bow down when joe comes in the room because of how cool he is. God I love eating big fucking hippo turds.

Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.

Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
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Typically used by egotistical fucks that are so unoriginal they have to use their own name to talk about how they are the second coming of Christ and give the best hugs.
Dan:Did you see the definition of Urban Dictionary Name forDan on Urban Dictionary Tom?
Tom:Shut the fuck up Dan you posted that you egotistical retard.
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A place where people will type someone's name and vent about said person positively or negatively. Honestly, not the place for you guys to talk about your big fat crush on Angie or how much of a thot she is but I'm sure Angie appreciates the gesture..
I'm gonna look up my name in the name section in urban dictionary Urban dictionary (Names)
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Urban dictionary name

Name definitions that horny teens put down to desire and simp on about their non existent dream boyfriends.

They are everywhere on the urban dictionary, type in a name and all the simps will come for you.
Charlie: is an urban dictionary name
The definition of Charlie: hE iS s0 sWeEt lOvInG bOy alWayS vEry fUnnY and hAS hUGE aBs aLl tHE gIrLs lOvE hIm aNd I WAnt cHaRLie aS a b0yFr1end
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Urban Dictionary Names are usually Definitions written by people, usually who have the name or are partnered with someone with the name stated in the definition, using a bunch of good buzzwords that they can think of, usually to feel better about their name.
UD user: Hmm, I heard the word "Jezebel" today used in a derogatory fashion so maybe i should look it up on urban dictionary.
UD user named Jezebel or the partner of someone named Jezebel: Jezebel is a girl who surpasses all girls. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. She can also be loyal, kind, and trustworthy. She will always listen no matter what is going on in her own life. She gives great advice. She is a sensitive person. Above all else, her personality is incomparable to any other. Jezebel is amazing.
UD user: I guess it's pointless to search up a Urban Dictionary Name
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For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.
People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
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