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urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .
Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022
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Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023
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