Wine up your arse 

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.

“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”

Wine up your arse by Silly bob248 October 4, 2018

splinters up your arse 

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

splinters up your arse by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

stick it up your arse 

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.

You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested

stick it up your arse by AiryGoats April 14, 2024

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

Up your own arse by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020