umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts

by jeff May 4, 2003

Umm

Shows your thinking but you’re not smart enough

“What’s 2 + 2 ?”
“Umm”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Umm

What you say at Mc Donalds

yea I'll have the, Ummm.

by game e n d November 3, 2019

umm

something that people say when they can't think of anything to say that won't make them sound bad! (or stupid.) commonly used to stall!

umm... i.... umm.... i'm cheating on you with your brother.

by so true its not even funny. May 28, 2010

umm

The awkward moment when your wife has a boner.

Joe: My wife had a boner!
Bob: Umm

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

UMME

Umme is a woman that thinks she is fast and thinks shes very tall. She has a habit of taking long to respond and then doesn't talk to you irl

Man shes a umme look at her

by iPhone12Pro June 8, 2021

Umm..NO

The most annoying comeback phrase to express rejection known to man. Usually used by douche bags and immature people who cannot/ don't know any other way of expressing themselves therefore use this "trendy" phrase. Emphasis is usually put on NO while umm is spoke at a normal tone.

Person A: Hey lets go see Titanic.

Person B: Umm..NO how about we see Twilight instead.

Person A: Wow...That was kinda harsh..

by kirifireworks June 10, 2010